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April 21, 2011
by Andrew Bates
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Who wins an election?

Photo by Adrian Wyld, courtesy CP

Our frustrating national debate on minority governments will not be solved until we settle who wins a general election and, more importantly, what mandate that gives to governments.

Right up until the MOMENTUMQUAKE hit today, the week’s big political topic was the resurfacing of the coalition debate, but with some substance, this time! On Tuesday, Ignatieff confirmed in an interview with Peter Mansbridge that the Liberals could lead a government between elections if a Tory minority lost confidence. National Post columnist John Ivison wondered aloud whether or not they teach “Don’t answer hypotheticals” in MP school, and the right wing lost their shit over Ignatieff’s “lust for power”. On Wednesday, Harper didn’t exactly cover himself in glory either, as he refused to confirm that he’d work with the opposition in a minority, but boldly told Peter Mansbridge today that he wouldn’t try and lead a minority parliament as the second place party between elections despite the fact that he did that exact thing when the 2004 Martin minority was on the rocks. Still with me? Good.

Nobody wants an unnecessary bag--WAIT, THE LIBERAL LEADER IS TOMMY LEE JONES? Photo by Michael Ignatieff (!), flickr

What all this proves is that there is a serious disconnect between what some people think the system means and what it actually means. Democracies are either direct, where your vote makes a specific decision, or representative, where your vote selects someone to decide a whole mess of things on behalf of you and everyone in your area. Voting for an American president is an act of direct democracy (kind of! we’ll get to that in a bit), while voting for a Parliament is a representative one. In both models, everyone you elect is supposed to represent everyone–a President and an MP is everyone’s politician, not just the people who elected them. At the local level, the election is simple. The MP with the most votes wins. Even if more than 50% of votes were cast for other candidates, those other votes are discarded, as if they were goals scored by the losing side in a cup final. The most representative MP then goes to join 307 other MPs to run the country in Ottawa. What gets murky is when you add political parties.

Political parties are private membership based societies that are a useful tool to group political will. Without them, as it was in BC until 1903, parliaments were governed by loose coalitions that, in BC, saw Premiers turfed by the Lieutenant-Governor often, with sixteen premiers serving in a period of ten elections. The problem is that elections have nothing to do with parties. Theoretically, your vote for a political party’s candidate for MP means that you would support that party’s leader as the Prime Minister. But Canadians never vote for a Government. The Prime Minister’s Office isn’t even in our constitution–there are no rules, only formal conventions about what constitutes the Queen-in-council. Eugene Forsey tells me that by convention–which is oddly enough enforceable, because Canada is weird–Parliament selects a candidate for PM, who names a Cabinet to run the government and formally advise the Queen how to exercise executive power.

I was going to make a joke about the Queen, and then I saw this picture and got scared. Photo by Chris Jackson, care of Getty Images

So who wins an election? Unlike a race for MP, the game doesn’t end and the votes mostly don’t vanish. But the unofficial rules surrounding how a political party controls democratic power ends up in weird solidifications of that power. Just after starting a brief hiatus from public life in 1997, Harper once told an American conference that the House of Commons was more like the US Electoral College than Congress; “Imagine if the electoral college which selects your president once every four years were to continue sitting in Washington for the next four years.” The Electoral College is a weird construction–in order to weight population density in presidential voting, Americans elect token representatives that meet after an election to vote for the President and then disperse. The thing is, if Harper thinks the House works like the Electoral College, it would make sense how he feels about winners and losers, because in that system, the votes DO disappear. The candidate with the most votes forms an executive council, everyone else goes home, and the apparatus for representative democracy is a completely different election altogether. But we don’t work like that at all.

Still with me? We elect MPs to represent us in Parliament. Parliament endorses a Prime Minister, whose Cabinet is, unlike the American system, answerable to the legislature. This is called responsible parliament, which sounds loaded, but really, it just means what it says–government must have the support of the house. That responsible thing is what throws everything off. Because in practice, the Parliament votes on party lines. Parties hire Whips to ensure party MPs vote with their leaders, and crossing the line outside of a vote your leader hasn’t declared a free-for-all means you usually get thrown out of the caucus, which makes it hard to get re-elected.

So who wins in a federal election? Without any rules, everyone agrees that the party with a majority–50%+1–of seats gets to form the government. With 155 or more MPs whipped to vote along party lines, Parliament will approve most of what the political party who forms government does because that party controls Parliament. But no party has had a majority in Parliament since 2004–a whopping four elections ago. (If you’re keeping an unnecessary-election score, two of those were called by Prime Ministers and two were the result of votes of non-confidence moved by the Leader of the Opposition; Stephen Harper two, Ignatieff one, Paul Martin one.) The rules of what happen in a minority government are clear, but how that relates to an election starts to get confusing.

By convention, after an election, whoever was the prime minister is still the prime minister. If they lose, they resign. Then, the GG approaches the leader of the party with the most seats and asks them to have a go at forming government. Government rules until they lose the confidence of parliament–a throne speech, budget, or any other confidence motion fails–and the Prime Minister goes back to the GG and asks them to dissolve Parliament and call an election. Usually, the GG says yes. We so rarely ever get past this point that it makes sense that nobody remembers how it works. The GG has the rare power to refuse advice from the PM in this case–since his job is to make Parliament run after an election, a GG could refuse to dissolve it under the rationale that another election would not be in the best interests of Canadians. If that happened, as it has happened before, the current GG, David Johnston, would summon the Leader of the Opposition, tasked with maintaining a government-in-waiting, to ask if he thought he could form a government that has the confidence of the House. Things like the 2008 coalition agreement, Harper’s 2004 letter to Adrienne Clarkson, and Bob Rae’s 1985 deal with the Ontario Liberals are really just props designed to prove to the GG at this point that they could form stable government. If Johnston was convinced, that party would get to form a Cabinet and make a Throne Speech. If Johnston wasn’t convinced, or the Leader of the Opposition said no, he’d go to the next party and so on, trying to encourage Parliament to work together for about six months before he got tired of it and would call an election already. Examples of this system at work include the last British election, where Gordon Brown placed second, but as Prime Minister, was given the first shot by the Queen at forming a government with confidence–which failed, because his opposition said no–and a coalition of David Cameron and Nick Clegg accepted the call to form a government.

David Johnston's not mad, he's just disappointed. Photo by Chris Wattie, care of Reuters

Who wins in a federal election when no party gets a minority? Brad Wall thinks it’s the party with the most seats: winners WIN. But without rules, what’s democratically correct is left ridiculously subjective. Is a government legitimate if less than half of Parliament supports it? Is the government with the support of the most MPs automatically the most legitimate? This is when political parties become a pain in the ass. Since political parties are viewed as Team Layton, Team Ignatieff, etcetera, majority thinkers like Wall and Harper see the seat counts as a score card, and whoever won the most seats wins the Legitimacy-to-Govern trophy. And while it usually does, the fact of a minority government–and arguably, its mandate–is that the government cannot continue without the support of other MPs. Whereas in a majority, the onus is on the opposition to work with the government, in a minority, it is the government’s responsibility to seek the support of the opposition, not the other way around.

So why are we even having this argument? Simply, the political scenesters–politicians, strategists, pundits, reporters–have already decided this scenario is going to come to pass. Pollsters mostly predict that the status quo will hold for the second straight election, Harper’s said he’ll introduce the same budget that got voted down, the opposition says they won’t support it, just like last time, and so the political sphere has decided that unless something changes, David Johnston is going to have to earn his paycheque. Simply put, Harper can’t retain power unless he reaches out, so he has asked for a mandate to not have to reach out.

You'll never win an election with a pokecheck like that. Seriously, that kid is eight and he knows that's a shitty pokecheck. Photo by Chris Wattie, care of Reuters

Who wins the election? We don’t strictly vote for a Prime Minister; by-elections, which are the same thing we’re doing right now, are never construed as a mandate. It’s also not the fact that you can’t be the PM unless you lead the party that wins in an election–BC’s premier isn’t elected at all, but we’re fine with her taking power between elections because the sitting premier resigned, her party has a majority, and therefore the BC Legislature could give confidence to whoever it damn well feels like. What’s clear is that a minority leader must reach across the floor. So if you ask for a mandate to not have to do that, and then you don’t get one, have you lost? On the other hand, if you asked for the mandate to be PM–as everyone but Duceppe has done–and don’t get a minority or a majority, you probably lost for sure. The question becomes, does being a loser make you a loser forever (or until the next election, whichever comes first)? If Harper loses confidence, will everyone just sit in the House and awkardly stare at each other until Johnston just gets mad and sends everyone home for a fifth election in seven years over Christmas? They shouldn’t. That would be dumb.

The whole thing just goes to show that the political system in Canada makes no sense at all. If we elect representatives, then the representatives pick the government. Simple. But some argue that Canadians mean to elect political parties. If that’s the case, that’s screwed up, because spoiler alert: we don’t elect political parties at all. The whole point of the movement of strategic voting–literally voting for someone you don’t believe in because they are more likely to change government–is that people are trying to vote for government, but can’t, because that’s not how our system works. If the point was to elect parties, we ought to be able to vote for them, but we can’t–in the Okanagan-Coquihala and Kelowna-Lake Country ridings, a projected 46,000 votes for the Liberals, NDP, and Greens simply won’t count towards the national total. By comparison, a total of 57,000 votes counts for two. Unifying the vote isn’t good either, because diversity of voting choices rocks. Compared to two-party systems, multi-party scenes allow for a wide variety of viewpoints. Minorities, like the one that brought us universal health care, are awesome, unless they don’t work.

Who’s responsibility is it to make them work? Minority governments haven’t worked for seven years, because they have no rules to appropriately govern them. Because there aren’t any, people have decided that the system is all about political parties, and when the difference gets confusing, people start loudly shouting about what is democratic or undemocratic. Simply put, our system is democratic, but the actual legal workings of our democracy have nothing to do with political parties. It’s like arguing about the spirit of a law–it doesn’t matter what people meant when they wrote it, what matters is what the law says. Do you want to change it? The rest of Canada sure might. The law (or convention, I guess) says that the 308 representatives of the people get to decide whether or not they like government. If you can’t convince them, then I guess you lose.

these photos aren’t mine they’re from the people I said they’re from please don’t sue me. but this post is creative commons so you can pick it up if you want

April 21, 2011
by Andrew Bates
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How This Magazine's non-profit model works

I’ve been doing some research into alternative media models, like non-profit ones, for a research paper. I fired off This Magazine, a Canadian current-affairs mag dating back to 1966, an e-mail to find out how their model works. Graham Scott replied, and this is what he said:

This Magazine’s revenue model is comprised of:

  • Circulation revenue (subscriptions, newsstand sales)
  • Grants (Department of Canadian Heritage, Canada Council for the Arts, Ontario Arts Council, Ontario Media Development Corporation, etc.)
  • Charitable Donations (mostly individual donors who support the foundation)
  • Advertising (mostly small-press publishers and labour unions who support the magazine’s mission)

The important point is that we’re organized as a non-profit charity, so profitability is not our ultimate object—meeting our mandate is:

  1. To publish long-form investigative and public-interest journalism on Canadian current affairs;
  2. To showcase emergent Canadian arts and culture, including publishing short fiction and poetry;
  3. To incubate Canadian journalism talent by supporting young or emerging creators.

The non-profit model is not without its own set of difficulties, but for the kind of journalism we do — which has never been especially commercially viable — it has worked fairly well for quite a long time.

Interesting. And informative, since I didn’t really know what This was about before–it has one of those kind of inscrutable titles. (It’s also now citable, which I swear has nothing to do with this post.)

March 30, 2011
by Andrew Bates
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Full Disclosure: Independence Roundup

The Phoenix launched its bid for independence Monday, and things have been going well! I’m going to be on CBC Daybreak tomorrow, where we’ll be talking about it. I’ll answer a few questions here first, to clear up some stuff.

Do you hate the students’ union?
No, we do not hate the students’ union. The current system is broken, and it creates conflict between us. If the students’ union works with us, we can have independence and autonomy and still work together. It’s going to be easier and help us all to get on with our jobs, and we can go back to being just journalists and sources, rather than this intricate web of power relations that gum everything up.

How does this plan involve the Ubyssey?
This plan involves working fairly heavily with the Ubyssey, starting with an advisory role. Their business office has offered to help ours get set up. To reduce printing costs, we may print with them, which would involve the Phoenix being an insert of the Ubyssey in Vancouver, and vice versa in Kelowna. If we can’t work with the SU to get the things we need to stand on our own, they’ve offered to help us up to and including publishing us while we work to secure a referendum and manage to stand on our own. Phoenix editors have voted to negotiate on this plan, and the Ubyssey have promised us that no matter what, the Phoenix will not die. We value that greatly.

How are you involved with the Ubyssey?
Full disclosure: In December, I made the decision not to return to UBC Okanagan for 2011-2012, and complete my courses in Vancouver. In January, I was offered the chance to apply for the position of Features Editor at the Ubyssey on the basis of my past experience, which includes two weeks I spent covering the 2010 Olympics for them as CUP Western Bureau Chief. This was before independence became a necessity. We began those discussions in February. As of today I have officially declared my intention to run for that position. The people we are negotiating with (The nonprofit that runs the business office) are a seperate body from the people that select editors (Their editorial office). The decision to consider the UPS’ proposal was made by incoming Editor in Chief Alex Eastman, and its proposal competed with an independent proposal I advanced.

What are you looking for?
We want to work with the student’s union. How can we get their support to become independent and autonomous? We’re willing to negotiate with them to prove our financial responsibility in exchange for their affiliation. We believe that would be enough to qualify for the student media fund until we could hold a referendum next year for a specialized fee that goes to the Phoenix. We’re willing to open the books, monthly if that’s what it takes. We’ll prove we’re doing it transparently and accountably. We’re also open to create a new governance structure similar to other independent papers that includes a board of directors, and we’re willing to invite the SU to take part in that too. We want to work together.

How can I listen to you on CBC Radio?
CBC Radio One’s Daybreak South airs on CBC Kelowna: click here for the livestream. I will be live at roughly 7:15. I’ll be posting the interview here and elsewhere later that day, so if you can’t catch it the first time, don’t worry, I’ll have you covered.

For now, I’m off to bed. I’m tired, and I’ll be seeing you, Kelowna, tomorrow morning.

December 25, 2010
by Andrew Bates
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Merry Christmas from the Heartwarming Story Brigade

It’s Christmas! Merry Christmas. I’m posting from Christmas Eve because I’m probably currently drinking eggnog and deciding whether or not to suspend vegetarianism for my granddad’s bacon.

This time of year, any story to happen often gets characterized as a Christmas tragedy or a Christmas miracle. The media may overhype some holiday danger, but it at least matches it with some good news. I have sifted through the stories and curated my favourites, for you, about giving and the spirit of Christmas.

If you aren’t aware of Yes, Virginia, let me take care of that for you

clipping from the Newseum

In 1897, a girl in New York named Virginia O’Hanlon asked her dad if Santa Claus was real and was told that if the Sun printed it, it would be true. Her plaintive letter got answered by a jaded war correspondent named Francis Pharcellus Church (better than his name: his mustache). The result is the most reprinted editorial in the English language:

Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

The editorial is printed in its entirety at the Newseum. I’m fairly shocked I’ve never came across it–the story of the editorial, as well as its message, spread through children’s books and TV shows throughout the 20th century, and the message of Santa Claus is an idea, it is very similar to what my mom said to me when I grappled with those same questions. It stuck with O’Hanlon–in a 1963 interview with the CBC, Virginia, who had become a teacher, principal, and grandmother, said it changed her life. “It’s affected it really very much…the older I grow, the more I realize what a perfect philosophy it is for life…having been a recipient of kindness, I feel a sort of responsibility about living up to some of the ideals,” she said. “It’s brought into my life many, many, interesting and kind things that I don’t think would have been there if he hadn’t written that.”

What do you do with 450 letters addressed to Santa Claus?

Jim and Dylan are a couple living at No. 7, West 22nd Street in New York. They are not Santa Claus. But they recieved over 450 letters to him! For some reason that even Google can’t answer, kids from all over the New York area believed that that was the place to go. Some of them range from the pedestrian, like a kid with bad grammar looking for a “cup of Dora”, to the sad, like, “can you help my mom by getting us some presents?”

Wracked with guilt about what to do with the letters, Jim and Dylan stepped up–they asked co-workers and friends to buy the presents listed in individual letters, and posted about it on their Facebook. They ended up playing Santa surprisingly well–they were able to field about half of the letters they had recieved, with the rest going to the post office to be fulfilled by anyone interested in helping out. “Dylan and I are only two elves, but we made a little dent,” Jim said. How dreary would the world be, if there were no Santa Claus? [Gawker]

Six year old forgoes birthday presents, teams up to help single mom

Marlo Fieldt. Photo by Kathy Michaels (Capital News)

It was not shaping up to be a great Christmas for Marlo Fieldt. A mother of six children in Kelowna, Fieldt was cheerful in the face of great challenge as the childrens’ father, her ex-husband, got deported for not filing the right papers when when coming into Canada eight years earlier. About to be evicted because she was late on rent, she wasn’t sure how she was going to deal with it and wasn’t sure how to work welfare, but still kept a brave face–so a co-worker stepped up to help.

Natalie Frantze, who works with Fieldt, got her family to chip in to help bring Christmas to Marlo’s big happy family. It came in different packages–some gave food, some gave money, and family member Colin, who works at Milestones, brought them onside, too; they’re now collecting donations for the family. Six-year-old Lyda McGale, who’s a neighbour to the Frantze family, stepped in too–at her birthday earlier in the year, she asked her friends to bring money she could give away, rather than gifts. She was able to pitch in a $100 gift card to Toys ‘R Us.

According to the story by Kathy Michaels, the family’s out of imminent peril, and Christmas has been saved once again. Fieldt is getting help applying to welfare, and fundraising efforts are still ongoing–call Milestones for more information. “It was totally unexpected and amazing,” Fieldt said. According to Frantze, her family had been inspired.”My friends and family are saying ‘just let me know what I can do, let me help out in any way,'” she said. But it’s kind of them who are inspiring. [Kelowna Capital News]

I hope your heart grew three sizes today. It’s easy to feel unhappy about Christmas and commercialization, but these stories are what makes it important. Like F. P. Church wrote in his famous editorial, Santa Claus is an idea that lives wherever love and generosity does–in a girl inspired as a child, a couple picked for the task by accident, or a six-year old girl who just wants to help. May he live forever.

December 24, 2010
by Andrew Bates
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Repurpose old flash drives as rad mixtapes

It’s Christmas Eve! I’m kind of posting from Christmas, because I spent so much time on this:

It’s a flash drive! And a mix tape. I wanted to give out Christmas presents this year, but I was broke. I still have a load of old promotional flash drives I got at the Olympics, so I figured it’d be a good time to put them to use: by putting music on them.

I customized some playlists out of my music, keyed to what I thought people might enjoy that I could introduce them to. I also included some extra stuff–relatives interested in my work got clippings, others got photography, my grandparents, wondering what shows to go to at a venue where they got cover coupons, got a sampler of all the musicians playing there until March.

I also did this video to put on all of them. Ignore the Diana Krall–that was a mistake, but it had to be done in one take. I credit my mom for the camerawork–shot on my Canon point-and-shoot–and her boyfriend Bruce for the lighting. I take all the credit for the bad joke in the intro.

Merry Christmas, everyone. Tune in tomorrow, if you’re reading this late on Christmas Eve/early on Christmas Morning, for my inevitable contribution to the Heartwarming Story Brigade. And forgive my retroactive scheduling–it still counts as daily if I posted before I went to sleep.

…wait, did I give something away?

December 23, 2010
by Andrew Bates
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Use Yougamers.com to see what games your PC can run

It’s the time of the year for gift-giving and gift getting, which is a good time for games. I like lots of games, and you might too. But PCs can be grinches–they only like SOME games.

Laptop sales are growing year by year, with 2010’s first quarter seeing a 43% jump in sales of everyone’s favourite tiny computer. But the budget models you can buy for cheap often don’t have a sophisticated graphics setup–sitting annoyingly on the line of playing some PC games but not others. For me, it’s the Bioshock line–my computer can play games with less complicated graphics (like Half-Life 2) but it can only just muster the juice to play Bioshock poorly.

So when Crazy Gabe’s Discount Game Palace decides it wants to sell you ludicrous things like both Mass Effect games for $10 each, the thought that you could nab some games is tantalizing, especially if you don’t own any major gaming platform. I mean, Mass Effect is two years old, right? But newer laptops often ship with onboard cards–I have no idea whether or not the “Mobile Intel 4 Series Express Chipset Family” is equivalent to any of the ATI cards listed in Steam’s system requirements.

If you go to www.yougamers.com, the site uses a java applet to scan your system specs and can compare your actual performance to individual games. It got it right–it judged that my machine can handle Half-Life 2 fine and although I meet the requirements for BioShock, it recommended that my laptop can run it only poorly. Unfortunately, I can’t run Mass Effect. Back to my default plan: staring longingly at pretty next-gen games and then playing World of Goo.

December 22, 2010
by Andrew Bates
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Is the Super Mario All-Stars port a ripoff?

Image from nintendo.com

It’s Super Mario Bros.’ 25th birthday this year, and Nintendo are giving them/you a present.

It’s been out for a while in Japan, but Nintendo have just released a new Wii port of Super Mario All-Stars. All-Stars is a 17-year old collection of Super Mario Bros. 1-3 and The Lost Levels, which was released as Super Mario 2 in Japan–updated to 1993 standards and presented in a glorious 16 bits. The original came packaged with Super Mario World for the SNES–no such luck here.

I’d question whether or not it’s a good deal, as its value exists almost solely in the Limited Edition pack-ins. But we can actually measure whether or not it’s a raw deal: You can price it out based on what you feel is the fairest equivalence with the prices set for these types of games on the Virtual Console, the Wii app that lets you purchase downloadable ports of old Nintendo games.

The new release is listed at $30. If you were to purchase a hypothetical Virtual Console version of Super Mario All-Stars, as a SNES game it would cost $8, which makes the total cost of the CD and booklet $22.

If you were to purchase each of the three US Super Marios for NES and a hypothetical Japanese Super Mario 2 port on Virtual Console, it would cost $20, which would make the CD and booklet $10.

The only extrapolation would make this a real deal is the $32 it would cost you to purchase all four remakes if they were priced as if they were individual Super Nintendo games, which they are not.

It’s not terribly bad–it’s up to you whether or not a booklet and CD is worth $22. But the game could have easily had its own individual value. Jack the price to $40 and throw in Super Mario World, or unlockable NES versions of the main titles, or Mario Kart, or something.

As released, it’s the 17-year-old port that’s the pack-in, not the booklet and soundtrack. But, hey, they are great games, and it’s a good present to give your family–while giving Nintendo a present at the same time. A present of money.

December 17, 2010
by Andrew Bates
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How DADT created a creature of the night

...in comics. Image from Detective Comics 860

The repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the policy which bans open service in the United States military for homosexuals (it’s fully permitted in Canada), is on its way to the United States Senate for the second time. There’s been lots of debate about it recently! The stress related to its repeal, which is hospitalizing its activists, is due to dithering in the senate and some pretty bald-faced moving of the goalposts, which killed an earlier omnibus defense bill in that chamber. We’ve heard real gay soldiers tell us how it affects their ability to serve. Let’s take a look at one area it’s affected comics!

The modern incarnation of Batwoman, Kate Kane, drew headlines when it was announced she was a rarity in comics, a homosexual main character. She drew headlines again, when she helmed Detective Comics, one of the longest-running comics still going. And she drew headlines again when it was announced she was getting her own book. (That’s coming out in February–it’ll make her one of the only LGBT characters in mainstream comics to have her own book)

But what the press has tended to ignore is that she’s more than just a lesbian–she’s a Batbook hero. What makes most Batman heroes different is that they tend to lack powers and usually become heroes out of determination, honing their skills after years of mental and physical training. Bruce Wayne started a war on crime after his parents died, and trained Dick Grayson to be a crimefighter after he was also orphaned. Barbara Gordon, the first modern Batgirl, became Oracle after she was crippled by the Joker, at which point she devoted herself to relentless self-improvement. Tim Drake’s determination to become the world’s greatest detective drove him to discover both Wayne and Grayson’s secret identity and ask them to train him. (THEN his parents died.) Guess what motivated Kate Kane?

Identical twins Kate and Beth Kane were a pair of army brats who spent childhood moving from town to town, always changing friends and with parents whose army work kept them constantly busy. On their birthday, they and their mother were kidnapped by anonymous terrorists, who killed both her mother and Beth, but left Kate alive. Oddly in the Batworld, this didn’t lead Kane to become a vigilante right away. After all, the enemy was clear, and her family had always been united in one way–the service.

On graduation day from the United States Military Academy, Kane didn’t go out partying with her classmates, and stayed behind on post. Her roommate, the hilariously named Sophie “Gimme” Moore, went looking for her, and let her know that she wasn’t alone–with a kiss. But that doesn’t end well. The next week, Kane is called to the BTO’s office (by none other than Dan Choi, who helped with research for this story), who lets her know she is in breach of DADT–if she recants and says it was a mistake, she’ll face disciplinary action and find advancement a problem, but she’ll graduate. She does, as it turns out, what superheroes do–sticks to her guns.

She has the support of her father, who confirms that she kept her integrity and honour. But without the impetus to serve, she becomes a drifter–takes classes but can’t focus, drinks too much, and gets in fights with her girlfriend, who is a cop, over Kate’s lack of direction and Renee’s decision to serve in the closet. One night, she gets mugged on the streets of Gotham and almost goes too far taking out her anger on the would-be robber, until a chance encounter with a certain caped crusader.

Batman’s appearance reminds her that there is a field that she can use her experience in–vigilantism. Over the course of a year, she steals military supplies, runs intelligence, and then starts actively breaking up a gunrunning ring–not as a costumed hero, although her identity remains concealed through a gas mask. Eventually, her father the colonel shows up, and tries to convince her to give up crimefighting. When she refuses–see the top image–he relents and uses his contacts to, as is so familiar in Batman narratives, send her overseas for advanced, razor’s edge training. He sets up an advanced paramilitary structure to operate around her, and after two years, she is given her costume and the codename Batwoman by her father, the colonel.

So what can we learn from this story, as it applies to the American military? I mean, Batwoman is awesome, but she’s also a violent paramilitary vigilante who lives outside of established chains of command. That doesn’t work very well in the real world. The Batwoman story serves to remind us in a clear way that because Batman’s brand of costumed vigilantism doesn’t really work in the real world, the people who would be good material for that kind of superhero go into the military. This is what we’re talking about here–the service, whether it be the military or the police or whatever, is society’s outlet for superheroes. (This message sounds weird to anti-war types, but it’s the leadership you blame for wars, not the troops.)

What DADT does is take people who are relentlessly determined to self-improvement and purely driven by a certain type of belief system and violate their human rights before the word go. Then, you force them to either compromise their beliefs or quit. When they quit, they either become like Kate Kane would have been in the real world, without Batman–a waste of a good officer and great person bereft of their impetus to serve–or they could become like Kate Kane would be without a serviceable moral compass–someone who believes in themselves, but not the system they work for, and who may see a responsibility to take things into their own hands to make whatever changes they see fit–like, say, leaking 250,000 State Department cables. That’s the tragedy and the horror of this policy, and that’s what people should be thinking about as the bill moves towards the Senate.

The other lesson you should take from this: Buy Batwoman comics. She’s one of the raddest DC heroes out there right now–a credible woman hero who isn’t sexualised and succeeds in the Batman tradition of grim, brooding, adult bats. But DC has a habit of picking her up and putting her back down–her run in 52 gave way to sporadic appearances until she took the lead in Detective Comics, and her promotion to her own book ended up in her not being published for a year. Batwoman #0 came out last month, and the series starts in February–it’s drawn by J.H. Williams, the amazing artist of the Elegy run on Detective Comics, which you can also buy as a collected edition. It’s spooky, deals in the supernatural, and I thoroughly reccomend it.

December 7, 2010
by Andrew Bates
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Assange is a crappy journalist, but he's still a journalist

Photo by Biatch0r (flickr)

He’s made himself the story, and we shouldn’t have let him.

One of the main stories in world affairs this winter has been the release of 250,000 diplomatic cables by internet whistleblower haven WikiLeaks. But the headlines have not been dominated by the contents; every day, we get a few new stories popping up about how nations really feel about each other when they’re not in public, but none have stole the show. The show has been stolen by WikiLeaks’ enigmatic founder, Julian Assange. After a long, taunting flirtation between Assange and the law, he has been held by British authorities for extradition to Sweden on sexual assault charges. I’m not going to attempt to mitigate the seriousness of the charge, because that’s insulting to women who have been sexually assaulted. But we might agree that generally, victims of sexual assault cannot hope that Interpol will issue international warrants to bring their attackers to justice.

So what’s happening with WikiLeaks? Some are apt to call Julian Assange a terrorist, while others aren’t so vitriolic but still uncomforable with what’s going on. I feel there’s three important ways to consider this.

Don’t shoot the messenger

Bad news is not our fault. It’s one of the basic tenets of a good relationship between media and sources–understanding that the effect of bad news is not the fault of the journalist that reported it, it’s the fault of the bad news. Wherever you can prove that a public figure or body believes in or practices something in private that contradicts what it says in public, you publish the hell out of that. It’s not always convenient, but it’s important.

For example, journalists in England have come under fire for how their coverage of FIFA corruption may have impacted the their country’s bid for the 2018 World Cup. First, Sunday Times reporters disguised as USA bid lobbyists filmed FIFA executive council members asking to be paid money (for football in their home country, naturally) in exchange for World Cup votes. Then, days before the vote, BBC’s Panorama added new evidence to an existing controversy, claiming three exco members recieved money from the companies in charge of broadcast rights in the late 90s and adding evidence to existing rumours that FIFA VP Jack Warner sold World Cup tickets to the black market. The Sunday Times allegations resulted in the bans of several, including the two exco members. But despite claims that they realize the media is independant of the English FA, the technically-brilliant English bid finished last with only two votes.

Some people accuse those journalists of being unpatriotic for publishing that information at an inconvenient time. Fuck those people. FIFA are a huge international body that marshals sums of money so large it is impossible to conceptualize them, operates outside the law, and has repeatedly shown no intent to respond to or stamp out corruption. If Jack Warner believes that “Fifa could not have voted for England having been insulted by their media in the worst possible way,” Warner is your enemy, not the media.

When journalists break big stories, it can change history. Not everyone gains from that. Sunderland chairman Niall Quinn wrote this in his club’s programme:

“What I would say to the people who thought it was in the public interest to broadcast that programme a few days before – rather than a few days after – the decision is, ‘Come and explain that to the people of Sunderland’. Come and explain that no new hotels will be built, explain that the infrastructure that was promised and planned can’t be rolled out now and explain what’s happened to the jobs that would have been created’.”

This isn’t fair. If you have the story, you have to seriously consider running with it. England didn’t get the World Cup because FIFA are corrupt motherfuckers, not because journalists published things that were inconvenient, but true.

The reason why WikiLeaks is being criticised and why they are being prosecuted are not the same reason. The technical infrastructure of the Internet isn’t turning its back on them because of the possibly shaky moral ground of publishing human rights cables. It’s because the United States are embarassed, and that’s wrong.

Don’t become the story

But Assange isn’t some sort of angel, either. I will leave aside the always-rumbling-all-the-time debate of whether or not online journalism/new media counts as journalism by adopting a broad interpretation of the term here. Journalists, for the purpose of my analysis, are people who act as proxies for the public, interpreting information, selecting what’s important, and making it available. That includes Wikileaks and Assange.

Good journalism should also judge what’s responsible to post–redacting informants from human rights cables is entirely necessary because that information could destroy the lives of innocents and prevent others from providing the information that proves those injustices in the first place. Wikileaks’ partnership with established papers, who provide that influence, helps, but their track record with protecting identities has not been great.

Mostly, good journalism presents the facts and distances the reporter from the story as much as possible; what’s important is the story, not who told the story or how it was told.

Wikileaks is a part of the most grassroots movement in online journalism–the wiki movement, which crowdsources contribution to create a free, neutral databank of human society’s information–but its behaviour has differed from its larger cousins. Ludicrous personal appeals from Jimmy Wales aside, there is no face to Wikipedia. Regardless of how credibly you view its information, there is no author or editor whose choices uniformly shape Wikipedia’s content, and no public figure embodies the organization.

Contrast this to Wikileaks. One assumes–and before all this started, it was true–that a whistleblower site whose name starts with Wiki would focus around decentralization and anonymity. The model is to publish information for the sake of it–not to attack or out of spite, but because information is what they do, without fear or favour. They succeeded in decentralizing, but all aspects of it are welded to Assange’s public persona–a crusading activist under attack. Wikileaks is always sniping on Twitter, and Assange has defined himself as a crusader against injustice. This weakens the stories, too–the revalations about world officials are secondary in the public eye to Wikileaks’ role in disseminating them. What’s the point of providing the ammunition that forces politicians to answer questions if, like Lawrence Cannon, they just yammer on about how reprehensible the leaks are?

Assange isn’t the first journalist to do this–and he won’t be the last–but he weakens Wikileaks because it’s easier to believe they aren’t attacking America if it doesn’t sometimes look like they actually want to attack. When Assange threatens to unredact cables if he’s arrested, putting the owners of the names in danger, sometimes it’s hard to judge his mindset.

Which illegal activities, exactly?

This, however, is irrelevant. Julian Assange is a bad journalist and potentially morally bankrupt media figure. But America is full of those! How many conservative talking heads have glibly thrown about the idea of assassinating Obama? We don’t seize the internets of people who whip up fear and racist, anti-Islamic sentiment. We don’t freeze Sarah Palin’s assets for saying that Assange deserves the same treatment Osama bin Laden recieves. (Which, although I was criticizing Wikileaks’ twitter earlier, was ultraburned by them: “Sarah Palin says Julian should be hunted down like Osama bin Laden–so he should be safe for at least a decade”)

What is happening to Assange and Wikileaks is outside of legal jurisdiction, and it shows what happens to a person who wants to make a world superpower angry. Mastercard, Paypal, Amazon, DNS services, you name it, they don’t want to let you use their services because you are an enemy of the state. Wikileaks is breaking the law, they say, so they want nothing to do with it.

Which law, exactly? Assange was not entrusted with confidential documents he had to keep secret. By the time the documents got to him, they’re just information–except that the U.S. Espionage Act makes even recieving documents the government believes is sensitive a crime. He’s not even a U.S. citizen. If publishing the contents of the cables is against the law, why can you still go to the New York Times’ website? Or is it just because Assange was the one that made it public? If so, that’s worrying–it is not the legal responsability of unafilliated human beings to keep the secrets of the U.S. government.

Assange may be someone you are uncomfortable defending. You’re not wrong–he violates the ethics of the journalism he often criticizes. But he’s still a journalist, and his persecution–by a country that just announced, cynically, it is holding next year’s World Press Freedom day–should be worrisome to everyone that works in the information business.

Which is everyone, these days.

December 3, 2010
by Andrew Bates
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Pay-per-view log burning. I'm serious.

Image courtesy CBC.ca

So in Canada, Shaw customers (and where I lived growing up, everyone got Shaw) get a funny treat around the holiday season since 1989. One of the upper channels turns into just a continuous loop feed of a Yule log burning on a fireplace. It’s pretty much the video version of Desert Bus–every once in a while, if you pay attention, a hand breaks into the frame and jostles the log with a poker. And that’s it.

It was kind of funny because it was there, but pretty worthless! It felt like you could think of it as a satire on cheap, formulaic programming, or the ridiculousness of trying to simulate idyllic warmth with a TV screen, but a silly enough novelty thrown on for no extra charge.

In its registration information package, Shaw announced that the Yule Log Channel will be moving to digital cable paid content. And not only that, but video-on-demand! Your purchase of 99 cents will get you 1 hour and 55 minutes of sweet sweet log burning action. You better get all the value for money you can out of that.

It goes to charity, so that is pretty cool. But it wasn’t made clear until they hastily corrected the CBC report I’m quoting (fun fact: the correction was published as I was writing this post) that it will still coming in for free. All of this combines to show that maybe Shaw are taking their ludicrous feed a little too seriously.

Laugh at them for it, and then buy the program–Shaw will match and donate proceeds to a local charity. But you better watch all 1 hour and 55 minutes. You might miss something.

[Shaw offers yule log TV on VoD] (CBC.ca)
[Shaw’s yule log now pay TV] (Vancouver Sun)

This post first appeared in the LoadingReadyRun forums. Inspiration or procrastination? As the Curies say, baby, it’s both, but who cares.