Women have been taking responsibility for their own amusement during the FIFA World Cup, according to “international extramarital dating site” Gleeden.com, so the dating site has decided to show their gratitude by putting up a cool $1m for the US Men’s National Team should they take home the top prize.

“Even if the US team has seen better days, Gleeden USA is convinced that the morale and the spirit of the game will make a difference during the competition.” they said in a press release Tuesday. “Despite the challenge and criticism that lays ahead, the USA team can climb the ladder board and achieve glory in this prestigious competition.”

Take a sigh of relief, USMNT fans, as for once you will have better cheaters than the Italians. (The French, on the other hand, have similar support from the site’s European branch.) But if having won the undying support of America’s unfaithful is not enough, Gleeden is also prepared to drop some cold hard science on you with some stats.

“Huge numbers of women have been flocking to Gleeden…to take responsibility for their own amusement during the upcoming World Cup,” they claim. 34% of them consider it just an opportunity to watch men running around in shorts, but they can all agree on one thing: they want Benny Feilhaber.

“89% of women on Gleeden said they would like to spend a night with Benny Feilhaber, while 72% of the ladies said they would be happy to pass a night with Carlos Bocanegra, and 43% agreed that they would spend the night with Maurice Edu,” they claim.

But there is a loser in all of this, other than all of the husbands involved. “Only 6%,” Gleeden admits, “said they would be with Brad Guzan.”

Poor Brad.